I just got off of work at 5  Drivin' that old van I drive  Overalls and dirty boots  But Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit    So when I walked in that fancy store  Well they looked at me like I was poor  But a wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir  It went from “don't take checksâ€� to “right away, yes sir!â€�    Upper middle class white trash  My pockets can't hold all my cash  'Cause one day I stopped to pee  Got some gas and won the lottery    Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood  My friends and family, they're all livin' pretty good!  My trailer park's full of Cadillacs  And upper middle class white trash    Well I got my homeboy Chris a brand new shop  For all those cars on cinder blocks  And cousin Charlie, well he thinks it's cool  To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimmin' pool    I had a birthday party for mama last night  In her ninety and a half foot triple-wide  You ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen  NASCAR on a sixty inch plasma screen    Upper middle class white trash  My pockets can't hold all my cash  'Cause one day I stopped to pee  Got some gas and won the lottery    Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood  My friends and family, they're all livin' pretty good!  My trailer park's full of Cadillacs  And upper middle class white trash    We're buyin' chicken wings by the bucket!  We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'  All the Miller Light you can handle  A hundred and fifty-seven movie channels    Upper middle class white trash  Our pockets can't hold all our cash  'Cause one day I just had to pee  Got some gas and won the lottery    Now I'm investin' in my neighborhood  My friends and family, they're all livin' pretty dag gum good!  My trailer park's full of Cadillacs  And upper middle class white trash    So pop a top, sit back and relax  All you upper middle class white trash  Ha ha ha  © MIKE CURB MUSIC; SWEET HYSTERIA MUSIC;    these lyrics are submitted by OarSmaN