I've paid my money   So where's my swag   I've paid good money   For a regal shag,  You're breasts are pert   And you smell so sweet  So why do you wash   My rancid feet,   I fell for you my love   And your girl like charm   It's a shame that my feet   Smell like a pig farm,   They came between us   Tore us apart   So cleanse my tootsies   Make them unarmed,   Feetcleaner   They came between us  Chiropadise   Is to compromise   So my love so sweet   Can get past my feet,   The course of true love   It never ran straight   'Cos I've been taken away   From my primal mate,   She was a tart I was in a band   But at least I rooted   Her sweaty gland,   They came between us tore us apart   So cleanse my tootsies make them unarmed,   Got to get up I've gotta get up What?   What?   What?   Got to get up   Woof woof woof   Feetcleaner   They came between us