Call the nurse  Call the nurse  I'm in pain, I'm in pain  Everything hurts  Vital signs  In horizontal lines  I'm lyin here  Lying here  Outta my mind  Nurse Betty  Well she tore my heart apart, yeah  Turned my life into an episode of ER, and  Everybody likes drama  But it's too much for me    [Chorus]  I want her back, want her back  That nurse in cardiac  Doctor says I'm high on fever  Now ain't the time for chasing beaver  I want her back, want her back  That nurse in cardiac  Every night and day it hurts  I think it's time  Time to call the nurse  Call the nurse  Call the nurse    Cos I need drugs  I need drugs  Something that works  It ain't good  Cos I get wood  Lying here, thinking of her  More than I should  Nurse Betty  Well she tore my heart apart, yeah  Turned my life into an episode of ER  Everybody likes drama  But it's too much for me    [Chorus]    Nurse Betty  Well she tore my heart apart, yeah  Turned my life into an episode of ER, and  I'm not getting any better  Visions of her in a tight red sweater    [Chorus]