I'm a shepherd for the pentecost   I got my scriptures and my wires crossed   I got no kids and I got no home   They want us holy men to live alone      Since I've been here for a little stay   I see Rozetta day by day   She turns my head makes me cough   I want to tear my collar off      I just can't sleep at night   Rozetta dressed in white   She's got the Devil's light   Shining in her eyes      Screamed my sermon damning sin and vice   When underneath I was a regular guy   My pulpit melted like a block of ice   When a bolt of lightning hit me from the sky      From my stretcher when they wheeled me in   I stared directly in the eyes of sin   Nurse Rozetta standing over me   And I was helpless as a man of God could be      Nurse Rozetta I won't let her   Catch me peering down her sweater   Fantasizing silk suspenders on her thighs   Nurse Rozetta make me better   Secretly my eyes undress her   Let me feel your tongue depressor      I'm suddenly twice my size   My pants are all wet inside      She's so creative with a bar of soap   And so inventive with a stethoscope   To check my pulse she gotta hold my hand   I blow the fuse on the encephalogram      Satan sent her from the bowels of hell   I should have recognized old Jezbel   I surrendered to the urges felt   She popped the buckle on my bible belt      I just can't sleep at night   Rozetta dressed in white   She's got the Devil's light   Shining in her eyes      I'd lick her nylon seams   Like a hungry cat with cream   Oh what a vivid scene   And I can't hold back no more