Billie I wonder why are we insane   Will we ever get better   Will we stay the same   Billie I'm worried      Millie don't worry   No one knows our pain   Being in love is crazy not alone that way   I know you're worried today      God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel alone   He was thinking of us he was thinking of us   God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel so alone      Billie my mind seems to wander   To events of a night long ago   Driving alone with our guilt well concealed   In the trunk of your '68 Olds      Millie our world's an asylum   And our minds like you say ain't that straight   But you know and I know our passion's   Not deformed it's true I'd say   We'll love our lifetime      God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel alone   He was thinking of us he was thinking of us   God made love crazy so we wouldn't feel so alone      Billie I dream of our children   They're frightening and gruesome and sad   And I don't want them growing inside me   They're no price for the love that we have      Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane   Oh Millie oh Billie      Oh Billie it's fresh in my memory   The night that it had to be done   You with your pick axe and scissors   And you with your shovel and gun      And I liked your late husband Donald   But such torture his memory brings   All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies   Guess love makes you do funny things      Oh Millie oh Billie criminally insane   Oh Millie oh Billie