She looked so sleek and sassy   Rolling down Rodeo Drive   She got her daddy's black Corniche   And her tennis pro by her side      And she wants her mother's lover   To exercise her skill   And if she don't score him fast   She knows that her brother will      Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills   I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills   I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills   Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills      She says that she's an actress   Just never got a part   Now she's a teenage mess   With a burned out Gucci heart      She cracked one day at Cartier   When things came to a head   They put her trinkets away   And wrapped her up instead      Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills   I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills   I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills   Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills      She bit like a dog and she screamed like hell   "You ain't taking me to no padded cell   You better take all your hands off my high priced tail"      Oh I wish I were born in Beverly Hills   I swear I couldn't drink half as much as she spills   I want to live it up get my kicks and thrills   Be a gigolo lover and send her the bills