I was out in the garden pulling up some weeds  When I had got to the place where I had planted those seeds  It was the biggest thing that I'd ever seen  Like a giant football but the color was green  Chorus:  Slurp (Ptt!), Slurp (Ptt!), Slurp (Ptt!), Ahh!  Slurp (Ptt!), Slurp (Ptt!), Slurp (Ptt!), Ahh!  W-A-T-E-R-M-E-L-O-N (What's that spell?)  Watermelon!  W-A-T-E-R-M-E-L-O-N  I sat down the other day just to have a little snack  I took a piece of watermelon out of my sack  It ran down my chin and on to my clothes  I got it in my hair, man, I got it up my nose  Chorus  You know it's green on the outside, pink on the in  But your stomach's gonna ache if you eat the white skin  And you better spit the seeds, cause I'm telling you, brother  They're gonna come out one end or the other  Chorus