Well, I went to a party  And what did they do?  They took off their socks  And they took off there shoes,  They took off their coats,  And they took off their pants.  I had a hunch,  They weren't gonna dance.    [Chorus]  Oh, eat-bite-fuck-suck-gobble-nibble-chew,  Nipple-bosom-hairpie-fingerfuck-screw,  Moose-piss, cat-pud, orangutan-tit,  Sheep-pussy, camel-crack, pig and lion shit.    Purple headed, cherry poppin, tea baggin bitch  Pink puckered pun-tang lyin in a ditch  Ass plowin' pussy chowin, wife sloppin huggy  You ball lappin slut sword swallow my chubby    She was workin on a wiener with her 2 big toes  She had one up her ass and one under her nose  She grapped two more and stuck em in her ears  She'll said i'll make em all come while i'm chuggin this beer