Father singing to the boyfriend:    Was it you that did the pushin  left the stains upon the cushion  foot prints on the dashboard upside down...    Was it you you sly woodpecker  that got into my daughter Rebecca  if it was you you better leave this town...    The Reply:    Yes was I that did the pushin  left the stains upon the cushion  foot prints on the dashboard upside down...    But since I got into you're daughter  I've had trouble passin water  so I guess we're even all around...