(Jonathon Brandmeier/Mick Jagger/Keith Richards)  (To the tune of "Brown Sugar")  Well, hey Mr. Jagger  Won't you play some tunes  Out here in the desert  In the land of the loons  This ain't L.A. but we are just as hip  If you don't show we'll give ya fatter lips  Yeah!  CHORUS  Oh, Mick Jagger  What makes your lips so big?  Mick Jagger,  Come down to Phoenix to sing  Well you can really get down with Mesa Mormon girls  Spend the night partying down in Leisure World  Go to Sun City if you really wanna  You and the Stones could do some Porcelana  CHORUS  Well now listen Mr. Jagger to what I've just said  Cuz you're almost forty and you're almost dead  You come down we'll get ya serious cash  But you better get here quick as Jumpin' Jack Flash  Yeah!  CHORUS  I said yeah, yeah, yeah, loon!  I said yeah, yeah, yeah, loon!  I said yeah, yeah, yeah, loon!  ---------------------------------------------------------