(Jonathon Brandmeier)  Well people say I'm crazy  Some say I'm insane  Some say I'm immature  Some say I'm inhumane  Ah, let 'em squawk  'Cuz I don't care  What they throw my way  Yeah, I'm plaing tunes  In the valley of the loons  And loving it every day  CHORUS  I'm just havin' fun  Can't ya see  And I ain't out to hurt no one  But there's a few of 'em after me  Now, life goes too fast  So I'm just trying to make it last  I'll be "Johnny in the Morning"  Just as long as I can be  Now they're strangling ducks in Tempe  He's got a crowbar in his head  They're eating dogs in California  And blowing off donkey's heads  They got rats in the sewer with Spaghetti-O's  And disco killing mice  Wel it's stories like these  Full of stink and sleaze  That make my job so nice  CHORUS  Well I get up 'fore the sun does  To go on the radio  Yeah, the folks they should put in a mental home  They just put 'em on my show  You got the Singing Loon, Roscoe too  Don't forget the Repetition Kid  You got Yvonne in heat, sound so darn sweet  She's trying to get me into bed  CHORUS  People, you know I love you  You really make my day  And until I get a better offer  Well this is where I'm gonna stay  CHORUS  And I'll be "Johnny in the Morning"  Just as long as I can be  Good morning to ya buddy  And I'll be "Johnny in the Morning"  Just as long as I can be  -------------------------------------------------   -+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+  Eric Wincentsen "Telephone call for Dr. Paradox..."  267@ef.gc.maricopa.edu -Dread Zeppelin, "Jungle Boogie"  Glendale Community College,   Glendale, Arizona "Hug the world and sit on its face!"   -Me  +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-