Jesus is coming  It's been too many years  I hope he brings me forgiveness  And some cool souvenirs  Like some wings and a halo  I can wear now and then  Or a brand new commandment  That'll prove he's my friend  Jesus is coming  He's got a new bag of tricks  No more walking on water  No more healing the sick  But he can sure pick the horses  And he makes a mean sauce  And let's not forget  How he came down off that cross    Jesus, if you're coming  Could you hurry please?   I've been praying forever  It's getting hard on my knees  Jesus, if you're coming  Could you please come alone?   I've got no room for the faithful  Leave them disciples at home    Jesus is coming  He's stuck in Atlanta  They shut down the airport  He's having cocktails with Santa  They're both incognito  Wearing blue business suits  The waitress is giggling  She thinks Jesus is cute  Jesus is coming  He's gonna hang with Madonna  I think they're related  She's named after his mamma  He's gonna stand on the corner  He's gonna howl at the moon  Tell the world that will listen  "Hey, I'll be there soon"    Jesus, if you're coming  Could you send me a sign?   Well, could you send me an angel  To steal this heart of mine?   Jesus, if you're coming  Could you send her soon?   She could crash on the sofa  I got plenty of room    Jesus is coming  He's gonna tend to his flock  Have a big comeback special  Like Elvis, Jesus will rock  Jesus is coming  Yeah, that's the company line  But Jesus ain't coming  He's been here all the time    Jesus, if you're coming  When you make it back  If you're judging the wicked  I hope you cut me some slack  Jesus, if you're coming  I hope you're coming tonight  'Cause I'm alone in the darkness  And I could sure use the Light    Jesus is coming...