Well I guess I’m Fuckin Forty  I can’t say that I’m thrilled  I never dated Winona Ryder  And I probably never will  Well I guess I’m Fuckin Forty  Oh but I’m better off than sum  Well I might be Fuckin Forty  But you’re Fuckin Forty One    Well I guess I’m Fuckin Forty  Well getting older really sucks  I went to see The Spy Who Shagged Me  He said “one senior that’ll be four bucks”  I guess I’m Fuckin Forty  But I’m better off than you  Well I might be Fuckin Forty  But you’re Fuckin Forty Two    Well I guess I’m Fuckin Forty  Well I’m a petered out Peter Pan  Well sometimes I feel foolish  I make my living singing in this band  I guess I’m Fuckin Forty  Well that’s what my Momma said  But Bruce Springsteen’s Fuckin 53  And the Stones are almost dead.      Well I guess I’m Fuckin Forty  I can’t say that I’m thrilled  I never dated Winona Ryder  And I’m guessing I never will  I guess I’m Fuckin Forty  Oh now poor poor pitiful me  Well I might be Fuckin Forty  Hell I’m lying I’m Forty Three    these lyrics are submitted by William Bintliff