Ag pleez Deddy won't you take us to the drive-in  All six, seven of us, eight, nine, ten  We wanna see a flick about  Tarzan an' the Ape-men  An' when the show is over you can bring us back again     Chorus:  Popcorn, chewing gum, peanuts an' bubble gum  Ice cream, candy floss an' Eskimo Pie  Ag Deddy how we miss  Nigger balls an' licorice  Pepsi Cola, ginger beer  and Canada Dry     Ag Pleez Deddy won't you take us to the fun-fair  We wanna have a ride on the bumper-cars  We'll buy a stick of candy floss  And eat it on the Octopus  Then we'll take the rocket ship that goes to Mars     Chorus     Ag pleez Deddy won't you take us to the wrestling  We wanna see an ou called Sky High Lee  When he fights Willie Liebenberg  There's gonna be a murder  'Cos Willie's gonna donner that blerrie yankee     Chorus     Ag pleez Deddy won't you take us off to Durban  It's only eight hours in the Chevro-lay  There's spans of sea an' sand an' sun  And fish in the aquari-yum  That's a lekker place for a holi-day     Chorus     Ag Pleez Deddy - VOETSEK!     Ag sis Deddy if we can't kraak to bioscope  Or go off to Durban, life's a heng of a bore  If you won't take us to the zoo  Then what the heck else can we do  But go on out and moere all the oukies next door     Chorus