Let me tell y'all what it's like   Being male, middle class and white   It's a bitch, if you don't believe   Listen up to my new CD, sham on      I got shit running through my brain   So intense that I can't explain   All alone in my white boy pain   Shake your booty while the band complains      I'm rockin' the suburbs   Just like Michael Jackson did   I'm rockin' the suburbs   Except that he was talented      I'm rockin' the suburbs   I take the checks and face the facts   That some producer with computers   Mixes all my shitty tracks      I'm pissed off but I'm too polite   When people break in the McDonalds line   Mom and dad you made me so uptight   Gonna cuss on the mic tonight      I don't know how much I can take   Girl, give me somethin' I can break      I'm rockin' the suburbs   Just like Quiet Riot did   I'm rockin' the suburbs   Except that they were talented      I'm rockin' the suburbs   I take the checks and face the facts   That some producer with computers   Mixes all my shitty tracks      In a haze these days   I pull up to the stoplight   I can feel that something's not right   I can feel that someone's blasting me      With hate and bass   Sending dirty vibes my way   'Cause my great great great great granddad   Made someone's great great great great granddaddy slaves      It wasn't my idea, it wasn't my idea, it never was my idea   I just drove to the store for some Preparation H      Y'all don't know what it's like   Being male, middle class and white   Y'all don't know what it's like   Being male, middle class and white      Y'all don't know what it's like   Being male, middle class and white   Y'all don't know what it's like   Being male, middle class and white      It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say   It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say   It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say   It gets me real pissed off and it makes me wanna say, fuck!      Just like Jon Bon Jovi did   I'm rockin' the suburbs   Except that he was talented   I'm rockin' the suburbs      I take the checks and face the facts   That some producer with computers   Mixes all my shitty tracks these days   Yeah, yeah, I'm rockin' the suburbs   Yeah, yeah, I'm rockin' the suburbs, yeah, yeah      You'd better look out because I'm gonna say fuck!   You'd better look out because I'm gonna say fuck!   You'd better look out because I'm gonna say fuck!   You'd better look out because I'm gonna say fuck!