Verse One:  Welcome to life, our journey begins  Follow me, from beginning to end  When a child, it is important to play  When a teen, date night is Friday  When your 21, Saturday nights mean clubs  If you travel, it may be Irish pubs  When you are 30, you will be bonded for life  Then you hit middle age, your world fills with strife    Chorus:  Life starts out as fun, always messing around  But then comes middle age, and everything is unwound  You hit the big five-O, now your closer to hell  Then your in diapers, back to being baby, you have fell    Verse Two:  Isn't it strange, how we grow up and drop  All of the pain, that once made us stop  We lose eveything, including memories  Now, we know no pain, we act like babies  Remember who I am? No, of course you don't  You try to remember, but you can't and you won't  Now you need your child, to do what you did for them  Change your diapers now, and do it often    CHORUS X 2