You've been around  You've heard her moan  You've had the chance  to see her lose it  And even when  She lets you win  It's almost like she  does it just to get hurt  Five minutes late  For your second date  So she slashes your tires  and kicks your sack  Get her what you want,  She'll just take it back  It's either PMS  Or she's been smoking crack  I think your girlfriend's crazy  The kinda crazy where you  Hide the Scissors  fuck her and dump her,  use her and leave her  you'll be better off  When she's reaching for the cleaver  She saw you with  A female friend  You can be sure  She'll soon be dead  She's on your porch  And making threat  Of wrists and cyanide  And staying by your side  Stuck on the phone  with every friend she knows  Saying "Come talk her down,  I don't think it's just the hormones."  Why did you start it  with this wicked bitch?  She's either hitting the meth  Or she's a feminist  I think your girlfriend's crazy  The kinda crazy where you  Hide the Scissors  Finish your business,  take what you wanted and run  'Cause she's saved an extra bullet  in Daddy's gun  We're placing bets on when she'll  take your name  'Cause if she doesn't  she'll be taking aim  I think your girlfriend's crazy  The kinda crazy where you  Hide the Scissors  fuck her and dump her,  use her a leave her  you'll be better off  When she's reaching for the cleaver  I think your girlfriend's crazy  The kinda crazy where you  Hide the Scissors  fuck her and dump her,  use her a leave her  you'll be better off  When she's reaching for the cleaver  Fuck her and dump her,  use her and leave her  you'll be better off  when she's reaching for the cleaver    these lyrics are submitted by rachel rooney