Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere    Now I believe in lookin'  Like my time on earth is cookin'  Whether polka-dotted, striped or even checked  With some glamour guaranteein'  Every fiber of my bein'  Is displayed to quite remarkable effect  From your cradle via trousseau  To your death bed you're on view so  Never compromise, accept no substitute  I would rather wear a barrel  Than conservative apparel  Because a dress has always been my strongest suit    Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere    Stayin' in or hitting townwards  From the top and working downwards  I ensure that every stitch is stitched in time  Whether wig or hat or turban  Whether clog, boudoir or urban  Not to strut your stuff outrageously's a crime  And the few who are invited  To my wardrobe are delighted  As they wander through my things to find a route  That in negligee or formal  I am anything but normal  Because a dress has always been my strongest suit    Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere    Now you don't need a recital  Of the reasons why it's vital  That tonight my drapings will not be subdued  That from coronet to sandal  No one else is worth a candle  That I couldn't make more impact in the nude  So bring me all my finest  Most audacious, my divinest  Most revealing, most expensive and to boot  Most arresting, most heart-stopping  Most free-flowing, most eye-popping  Because a dress has always been my strongest suit    Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere    Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)  (My dress has always been, my dress has always been)  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere  (My dress has always been my strongest suit)  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)  (My strongest suit)  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere    Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)  (Strongest suit, strongest suit)  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere  (My Dress has always been my strongest suit)  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere  (Dress has always been my strongest suit)    Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere (oh-oh)  Overwear, underwear, anytime, anywhere