i'm not trying to reinvent   what you call music   i just want to write my songs   & maybe if i'm lucky you will like it too   maybe not as much as i do   but that's ok, it's fine by me   if you feel you have to be   the one who calls it in the air   for all the world to see   i'm not trying to rule the world   i'm typing from the glow of my screen   pouring out my heart   & building up what you see as a chance to seem   as important as the ones that you would   die to be, but you just can't seem to be   as cool as that, so tip your hat   so for all the world to see   in your punk rock magazine   which itself seems played to me   can you answer just one question?   A vice-versa inquisition   if i gave you a guitar   would you even know where to start?   if i gave you a microphone   would you show us up & send us home?