I woke up,    tried to get dressed   but I was alarmed, I was distressed   though I always, always try to do my best   I had become a sniveling mess      will you love me if I'm a mess   hold on I want to make sure you comprehend   hold on I need you to be comfortable   did you understand what I am   with that resolved I guess I'll go    pack my bags, move to borneo   when I get there, I'll live in a tree   I'm tellin all y'all that's where I'll be    if you need me      will you love me if I'm a mess   hold on I want to make sure you comprehend   hold on I need you to be comfortable   did you understand what I am   will you you love me if I'm a mess