I was feelin' so bad 'bout my best friend   I could swear the sky was fallin'   He had them put-down blues from wond'rin   Who his old lady was callin'.      I said, "Keep your life and drown your sorrow   And survive the fire that burns you   If you just slow down and cool your temper   You might get off on what I'll tell ya."      I got me a straight shootin' woman   She's right on al the time   But all my friends they got shot down   Women shot them from behind      Now those Hollywood women   They pack a pistol 'tween their toes   And when you've got your back turned 'round   They go and shoot the man next door.      So I believe, I believe.   I believe I'll keep my lovin' at home   I believe, I believe,   I believe I'll keep my lovin' at home      Now, if you want (Straight Shooter)   To keep (Straight Shooter)   You better leave (Straight Shooter)   Your travelin' gun alone   Yeah, if you want (Straight Shooter)   To keep (Straight Shooter)   You better leave (Straight Shooter)   You travelin' gun alone.      Wo, got me a Straight Shootin Woman   She's right on all the time   Got me a Straight Shootin' woman   She's right on all the time   She keeps her bed turned down   With clean sheets on   And I can jump in it any ol' time   She keeps her cylinder greased and loaded   Just to ease my troubled mind   She's all mine   She's on my mind   Take her down