So many toys, so little time   You got your share, now I want mine   I'd love a trip to Paradise   Ain't got the cash to pay the price   But everytime I turn around someone's at my door   Who says he's got the answer I've been looking for      Sign on the line, buy now pay later, sonny   Sign on the line, don't worry 'bout a thing   Sign on the line, well hey, it's only money   Sign on the line, go have your fling      I want the high life on TV   Just like they do on Dynasty   To live a life fit for a king   And have the best of everything   But everytime I save a buck someone's on my case   Waivin' pen and paper, they stick it in your face      Sign on the line      Been spending like a millionaire   On women, cars, house in Bel Air   And all the things I can't resist   Now I got handcuffs on my wrist   I said: "Judge, a man like me can't make a dime in jail"   He said: "son, use your credit card, so you can make your bail"      Sign on the line, just buy your freedom, sonny   Sign on the line and walk on out of here   Sign on the line, well hey, it's only money   Sign on the line but don't you disappear, hear?