IT’S SO VERY NICE TO MEET YOU    I’M A BIG FAN OF YOUR BAND’S ALBUM    DO YOU THINK WE COULD MEET AND GO FOR COFFEE    SO I CAN TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY PLANS FOR STARDOM?    BY THE WAY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?    AND TELL ME EVERY SINGLE STEP    YOU TOOK WHILE COMING UP    I’M SURE I’LL FOLLOW THEM    AS LONG AS I CAN STILL    BE THE PERSON WHO HAS BOTH FEET    ON THE GROUND    YOUR BAND IS SO BAD    SO THANKS FOR NOTHING    FUCK YOU, FUCKER, FALL    I HATE YOU    I COULD GIVE YOU A MAP    POINT TO WHERE    YOU NEED TO GO    TELL YOU WHAT TO AVOID    AND WHO’S THE BEST FOR YOU TO KNOW    EVEN IF I SPELLED IT OUT    YOU STILL WOULDN’T SAY IT RIGHT    THEY’LL BACK YOU UP    AND KNOCK YOU DOWN    GET UP FOR THE NEXT FIGHT    THEY’RE COMING FOR A PIECE OF YOUR HEART    STICK IT IN THEIR FACE    SO THEY CAN’T EVEN START    I COULD NEVER TURN MY BACK ON YOU    ‘CAUSE I’VE BEEN IN YOUR SHOES    YOU’RE THE FIRST TO SAY I BECAME A DICK    BUT YOU KNOW THAT’S NOT TRUE