I never wanted to be President    'Cause it's nothing but an ego trip, yeah    I didn't want your education    'cause it's nothin' but a pile of shit    You bore me to death so shut up for God's sake       CHORUS    Stop readin' me the riot act    While my brains are still intact    You say it's raining, but you're pissin' down my back    So stop readin' me the riot act       I couldn't listen to a word you said    This goin' nowhere thing is wearin' thin    When your sex, your drugs and your valedic'    Is just the spit I wipe off my chin    I'd rather go nowhere than not know where it's at       CHORUS       I never wanted to be President    'Cause it's nothin' but an ego trip, yeah    I didn't want you education    'Cause it's nothin' but a pile of shit    You bore me to death so shut up for God's sake       CHORUS       The riot act