I lost the best friend   Of my life today, he wanted something   People called him the loser   He never really cared about it      Oh, the loser   Oh, the shy loser   Oh, the loser      The loser was my friend    He didn't ever seem to talk to people   So they called him the loser   He never really cared about it      Oh, the loser   Oh, the strange loser   Oh, the loser      He's the loser for today