Some people say that I'm a bad guy   They may be right   They may be right   But it's not as if I don't try   I just fuck up   Try as I might      But I can change, I can change   I can learn to keep my promises   I swear it.   I'll open up my heart   And I will share it   Any minute now   I will be born again      Yes, I can change, I can change   I know I've been a dirty little bastard   I like to kill, I like to maim   Yes, I'm insane, but it's OK   Cause I can change      It's not my fault that I'm so evil   It's society, society   You see my parents were sometimes abusive   And it made a prick of me      But I can change, I can change   I can learn to keep my promises   I know it.   I'll open up my heart   And I will show it   Any minute now   I will be born again      Satan The Dark Prince:   But what if you never change?   What if you remain a sandy little butt-hole?      Saddam Hussein:   Hey Satan   Don't be such a twit   Mother Theresa won't have shit on me.      Just watch   Just watch me change   Here I go I'm changing      Hey Satan!