Corey Taylor: We have a new f*cking song for you but We're going to help Cartman sing this next tune entitled "Kyle's Mom is a dirty little B*tch"   *Whole Band Plays*   Corey: *SCREAMS* Kyle's mom's a b*tch, she's a big fat b*tch,    She's the biggest B*tch in the whole wide world,   She's a stupid b*tch, if there ever was a b*tch,   She's a b*tch to all the boys and girls.      Cartman: Yeah, That's more like it.      Shawn: On Monday she's a b*tch   On Tuesday she's a b*tch    On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a b*tch   Then on Sunday just to be different,   She's a super king Kamehameha biotch!      Corey: Get those Hands Up!      Shawn, Corey, and Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,   She's the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world,   She's a mean old b*tch, she has stupid hair,   She's a b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch      Cartman: B*tch, b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch    She's a stupid b*tch,    Corey, Shawn, and Cartman: Kyle's Mom's a b*tch,   And she's such a dirty b*tch.      Corey: Let's have our own DJ solo by Sid Wilson      *Sid Wilson does a DJ Solo, then Joey does a drum solo*      Corey: Here We Go!      All:    Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,   She's the biggest b*tch in the whole wide world,   She's a mean old b*tch, she has stupid hair,   She's a b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch, b*tch      Cartman: B*tch, b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch b*tch.   She's a stupid b*tch,    All: Kyle's Mom's a b*tch,   And she's such a dirty b*tch;      Cartman: I really mean it,   Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, dirty b*tch   Big old fat f*ckin' b*tch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm   Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa