I’m the love child of the queen   My blood is blue it is not green   I was born to live upon the throne   Instead I sign up on the dole      Suppose my father was a king   Gifts to me he did not bring   Now every time I see a crown   It only makes me want to frown      You can’t see there’s something else I need   To help me on my way   Every time I think that I’m going to cry   But I’d smile and I’d smile   But I haven’t got the time      We’re the bastards of the queen   Our blood is blue know what I mean   We were born to live upon four thrones   Instead we sign up on the dole      Suppose our father was a king   Gifts to us he did not bring   Now every time we see a crown   It only makes us want to fucking frown      You can’t see there’s something else I need   To help me on my way   A big fat line, you know is what I mean   And I’d smile and I’d smile   But I haven’t got the time      Now my story has been told   It’s getting rather very old   Did I tell you about when I was christened   Jesus Christ was the name given      You can’t see there’s something else I need   To help me on my way   A big fat line, you know is what I mean   Then I’d smile, yeah I’d smile   But I haven’t got the, I haven’t got the time