Who lives in a house like this?   Who lives in a house like this?      In number 69 there lives a transvestite   He's a man by day but he's a woman at night   There's a man in number 4 who swears he's Saddam Hussein   Says he's on a chore to start a third world war      Oh if you find the time   Please some and stay a while   In my beautiful Neighbourhood      In 110 they haven't paid the rent   So there goes the TV with the repo men   In 999 they make a living from crime   The house is always empty 'cos they're all doing time      Oh if you find the time   Please some and stay a while   In my beautiful Neighbourhood   My Neighbourhood   My-My-My beautiful Neighbourhood   My Neighbourhood   My-My-My beautiful Neighbourhood      Who lives in a house like this?   Who lives in a house like this?      In number 18 there lives a big butch queen   He's bigger than Tyson and he's twice as mean   In 666 there lives a Mr Miller    He's a local Vicar and a serial killer      Oh if you find the time   Please some and stay a while   In my beautiful Neighbourhood   My Neighbourhood   My-My-My beautiful Neighbourhood   My Neighbourhood   My-My-My beautiful Neighbourhood.      Who lives in a house like this?   Who lives in a house like this?      Oh they want to knock us down 'cos they think we're scum   But we will all be waiting when the bulldozers come   In a neighbourhood like this you know it's hard to survive   So you'd better come prepared 'cos they won't take us alive      Oh if you find the time   Please some and stay a while   In my beautiful Neighbourhood   My Neighbourhood   My-My-My beautiful Neighbourhood   My Neighbourhood   My-My-My beautiful Neighbourhood.