Well, I married a Martian   And boy, am I sorry      Well, she came down from the sky   She couldn't stand the attitude there   She took human form, not bad   She seemed different   She had a European flair   And I said, "where you from?"   And she said, she said, "I'm from Mars"      I married a Martian   Her loving is different   Viva la diff=E9rence   Every, every night   I married a Martian   I took her to Vegas   I dressed her in ermine   She had the time of her life      Though she called me Mister Right   I could sense something was wrong   She was hardly home at all   She'd keep telling me   She was doing studies of Earth   She had tendencies to flirt   And it really did hurt me      I married a Martian   Boy, am I sorry   I don't recommend it   To anyone in their right mind      I married a Martian   I think I see changes   I know I see changes   She doesn't look like our kind      Her arms, her legs,   Were growing and growing   Her form, once thin,   Was changing, was changing   I can't describe   The changes, so gruesome   She looked, she seemed   So Martian      I married a Martian   I'm going to Vegas   It isn't for pleasure   I'm getting a quickie divorce      I married a Martian   Boy, am I sorry   I don't recommend it   To anyone in their right mind      I married a Martian   Who was I kidding   She only had loved me   'Cause I was the first guy she saw      I married a Martian   And now it is over   Go back to your cronies   Back to your own form of life      I married a Martian   They're good in the movies   Dramatic potential   But they're not so hot in real life