Turn out the light, yeah, the light   And I might have a chance   I guess I look slightly worse   Than the Elephant Man   Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better   Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better      I went to high school   And majored in looking real bad   I got a real ugly mom   And a real ugly dad   Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better   Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better      Dress for success   That's what they say   I'm such a mess   That there just ain't no way      I know my breath is the sweetest   It really is great   But when I try just to kiss you   You say "better wait"   Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better   Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better      Dress for success   That's what they say   Gimme some clothes   To slap over my head      Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better   Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better      I went to Balboa Island   And laid in the sand   I may be ugly as sin   But at least now I'm tan      Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better   Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better   Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better   Whoa, oh, oh, I wish I looked a little better