(Where's my girl, who stole my girl)      Where's my girl, who stole my girl   Where's my girl, who stole my girl, tell me   where can she be   Well, here's a plea to you listeners everywhere   Help me to find my baby   She's incredible, keep your hands off of her   Keep off, keep off, keep off      Where's my girl, who stole my girl   Where's my girl, who stole my girl, tell me where can she be   Well, here's a photo a couple of years ago   She is quite a bit better   She is better, and out of my life and it's too bad, too bad, it's too bad that...      She's been seen with Belmondo   Eating snails in some bistro   Seen in London and seen in Spain   Seen in L.A. with the Dodger team   Seen in Tokyo with Mifune   Having sushi and hot sake   Calm down, calm down, calm down      Where's my girl, I'm calmer now   Where's my girl, I want her now   A joke's a joke, I want her now   Where's my girl, who stole my girl      Well, no one has any principles nowadays   No one has any principles   No one has any principles nowadays   No one, no one      Well, no one has that integrity nowadays   No one has that integrity   No one has that integrity nowadays   No one, no one      Never will I look at another girl   Never will I look   Never will I look at another girl   Hey wait, hey wait   Here she is