Now I stutter, now I dribble   Other than that, I'm lots like I was then   The decline and fall of me      I just shaved my nose off, oh well   Other than that, I'm lots like I was then   The decline and fall of me      If I had a hammer I would drop it and break it   Look at the pieces   Now I've got a hobby, I collect frozen pizzas   Check out my pizzas      Now your jokes seem really funny   Other than that, I'm lots like I was then   The decline and fall of me      Where's my mouth, man, this eating is rough on the shirts   Gee, I'm sorry about the thermometer, nurse   Would you tell me again, which are girls, which are guys   Gee, I thought that this finger meant so long, goodbye      Chart position, bubbling under, drowning   And goodbye future Mrs. Mael, Mael   The decline and fall, decline and fall, decline and fall of me      I'm fading away   I'm fading away   I'm fading away