Drop the goody-goody look and put on your shoes   Because I'm gonna recommend a little somethin' for you   (Oh yeah)      Grab your little Lulu or your Sally or Sue   And take her out to that Metropolis without no taboos   (Oh yeah)      What you say   Who are you   Never mind   Just sing the tune      Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes   Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes   The perfect place, and what a pace      Man, I've heard of Peyton Place and Pigalle too   But this is better than the others, it's American too   (Oh yeah)   No one has the time to eat a meal or to think   Because they're way too busy doin' Kama Sutra-y things   (Oh yeah)      Look around   See the sights   Go to bed   What a life      Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes   Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes   The perfect place, and what a pace   There's a whole lotta fish in the sea      Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes   Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes   The perfect place, and what a pace      If you try to come here and you try to abstain   They'll send you to the prison for the criminally insane   (Oh yeah)      Maybe I'll just stay here for the rest of my life   Because it's better than commuting here with you every night   (Oh yeah)      Sextown U.S.A., we can go anywhere and it becomes   Sextown U.S.A., we can go here or there, it all becomes   The perfect place, and what a pace