So here you are in this city   With a shattered heart, it seems   Though when you arrived you thought you'd have   The holiday of your dreams      You'd cry yourself to sleep if you could   But you've been awake all night   Well here's something that you need to do   At the first hint of morning light      Walk right across the deserted city   To the Boulevard Amsterdam   And wait there   For what the citizens here   Refer to as the Breakfast Tram      Climb on board   You'll soon manage   To find at the far end of the carriage   The most wonderful buffet      There's everything you'd want to eat   You can take a feast back to your seat   Whatever you can fit onto your tray      And the mist on the windows will start to fade   As the sun climbs higher in the sky   And you can sit back with your café au lait   While outside the waking city clatters by      So things didn't quite meet expectations   But you're bound to conclude upon reflection   There's no reason you should give a damn      Just treat yourself   To a cinnamon pancake   Very soon you'll forget your heartache   When you have breakfast on the morning tram      It'll be quite quiet when you first get on   But as that tram keeps moving along   It'll fill with people starting on their day      They'll be laughing and joking as they eat   They'll be passing plates along the seats   Your night of heartbreak will soon seem far away      And even though you're a stranger   They'll make you feel   Right at home   They'll be offering to refill your coffee   They won't have you sitting there alone      'Cause they've seen many others just like you   And each one of them has had it happen too   So just enjoy your scrambled eggs and ham      Just treat yourself   To a cinnamon pancake   Very soon you'll forget your heartache   When you have breakfast on the morning tram      And even though you're a stranger   They'll make you feel   Right at home   They'll be offering to refill your coffee   They won't have you sitting there alone      'Cause they've seen many others just like you   And each one of them has had it happen too   So just enjoy your fresh croissant and jam      And don't neglect the Belgian waffles   You'll soon forget all your troubles   When you have breakfast on the morning tram