Something in my genes makes me uncoordinated   A butter-fingered boy   My D.N.A was deviated   I don't want to tell a lie   I'm an ungainly guy   Girls are graceful when they dance   Oh, I really love to watch them dancing   Yeah, I'm clumsy   Yeah, real clumsy   I'm clumsy, and I don't ever hope to see you back      Look at that negro go   He's moving like a cat in a factory   Why can't I do that? I'm full of beans and I'm spilling the drinks   In the meantime we'll survive   I was born to bungle   And at last I realise   That nobody's taking me for granted      Yeah, I'm clumsy   Yeah, real clumsy   I'm clumsy, and I don't ever hope to see you back....