Dirty Creature come my way from the bottom of a big black lake   Shuffles up to my window making sure I'm awake   S'probably gonna pick my brain   Got me in a vice-like grip   He said one slip, your dead. Ha   Dirty Creature of habit   Little horror here to stay   Anyone in his right mind would tell it to go away   but the river of dread runs deep   full of unspeakable things   The creature don't mess around   I don't wanna mess with him      I don't wanna sail, I don't wanna sail   I don't wanna, I don't wanna sail tonight   Dirty Creature's got me at a disadvantage from the inside      Tentacles on the brain keep me from falling asleep   I'm rooted to the spot   The beast don't know when to stop   Sneaking up from behind   Binds and gags my wits   Dirty Creature got my head exactly where he wants it      I don't wanna sail, I don't wanna sail   I don't wanna, I don't wanna sail tonight   Taniwha is waiting for me just below the surface so bright (Yeah)   Even as we speak the Dirty Creature springs a nasty surprise      Dirty Creature knows my type found it in a magazine   He's seen the look of fear before splattered all over the screen   The animal magnet thug draws me out of myself   I need a dragon-slayer who can save me from myself      I don't wanna sail, I don't wanna sail   I don't wanna set sail for the middle of nowhere tonight   Dirty Creature's got me at a disadvantage from the inside (Yeah)   I don't wanna sail upon the waters of invention tonight