I knew that I had drunk too much    I had passed my drink degree    I climbed into my rented car    I was happy as could be    Then I pulled out of the driveway    And the lights began to blur    Within a mile the car was stopped    By a police officer - she said    "Did you see the light was red?    Did you see the light at all?"    Then I fell into her open arm    And that's all that I recall    I knew that I had danced before    But it never made the news    Surprised to find my two left feet    In John Travolta's shoes    I hogged the space around a girl    I found so full of verve    Then I moved in slowly for the kill    And watched her body swerve,    She said "did you know I'm not impressed    With the way you dance at all"    Then I fell into her open arms    And that's all that I recall       Blacked out and wasted    I had to be persuaded    With my view a little jaded    That I was about to go    Down like a domino       I knew that I had said too much    But tact was not my way    Tears were on her bottom lip    She had nothing more to say except    "Did you know this love we have    has made me feel so small"    then I fell into her open arms    and that's all that I recall