He stalks the club with cupid's toy    Foremost in his mind    Jacks his body into shape    And leaves the rest behind    He has a pea for a brain    A spud for a heart    A scar on his cheek    And a rubber duck in his bath    This boy doesn't give love    This boy doesn't get love       He stalks the club with eagle eyes    Springing on his heels    Likes to throw a hand of dice    Then hang them in his wheels    He has a crease in his jeans    A frown on his face    The scent of a man    Who thinks he has taste       She smiles as he buys her a drink    Standing at the end of the bar    He feels helpless when she looks in his eyes    Suddenly there's love in his heart       He stalks the club with such a smile    Forever on the move    He takes pride in looking smart    And knowing when to groove    He has a heart on a chain    His picture inside    A ring in one ear    Dark glasses at night