Who tells us that God is cool   Who prefers to teach in an all boy's school   Who breaks the law but is not liable   Who's the man with the sticky bible   Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest      Who reads to us from the book of Job (Jobe)   Who's the man with the lump in his robe   Who hugs your son but not your daughter   Who dunks his dick in the holy water   Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest      Who says "Let us all give thanks."   Who greets the altar boys with spanks   Who warns us about masturbation   Who's the biggest prick in the congregation   Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest      Who knows the words to all the psalms   Who's the priest with the sweaty palms   Who chose the most pious profession   Who gropes the boys while in confession   Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest      Who fondles his rosary   Who denies his homosexuality   Who gets aroused during genuflection   Who's the priest with the big erection   Father Peter, the Pedophile Priest