I was born from my mother's anus   The doctor slapped my dad   I turned around and licked dear mother   To taste the goods she had      I was baptized in a public toilet   Breast-fed by a sewer rat   At night I slept with leeches   By day I bathed in fat      God bless our little bastard   God bless our little shit   God bless our brand new baby boy      'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)   Born out the ass like a turd full of corn   'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)   Born out the ass into a world full of scorn      I was raised in a vacant warehouse   Went to school in Marcus Hook   Mom packed an enema bag lunch   Jeffrey Dahmer taught her to cook      Each day she fed me tampons   Straight from her burning bush   Each night I changed her diaper   Used my tongue to wipe her tush      God bless our little bastard   God bless our little shit   God bless our brand new baby boy      'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)   Born out the ass like a turd full of corn   'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)   Born out the ass into a world full of scorn      You may think this is quite absurd   But mommy pooped me out like a greasy turd      'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)   Born out the ass like a turd full of corn   'Cause I was born...born (born, born, born)   Born out the ass into a world full of scorn