Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   I'll have two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   I'll have some pickled onions,   And a little bit of cheese, please.   Thank you.      Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   Eh. Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   And I've got all the right money   And all that, please.   Thank you.      Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   Ay! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   I've been here half hour   And I'm getting very thirsty!      Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   Over here!   Oi! Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   Why won't you serve me?      Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, please.   Two pints of lager—   Listen, I'm getting impatient, John!      Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps.   Two pints of lager and a packet of fff crisps.   Two pints of lager and a packet of   (Time, gentlemen, please!)   And a packet of crisps.      Oh. Ooh.