THE EGO:   I'm the guy who lurks   In the heart of every man   I'm the creepy jerk   Dressed up like your dearest friend      I am Jonah's whale flying friendly sail   I'm the mind you're living in   I - I'm the guy      I'm the guy who thinks   Of the press and interviews   Like to walk a mile   In God's favorite running shoes      If you specify who has made you cry   Who can give the suicidal blues   I - I'm the guy      I'm the one you can't get free   I will always be   Like a wolf that's at your door   What your women wants is me   I'm the one she's waited for   She's waited for      I'm the one eyed jack   I'm the one you can't ignore   Just give me somethin' better than that   I'm the guy who wants more and more   and more and more and more      And then when I'm through   You'll be turned into   An emotional vegetable   'Cause I - I'm the guy      I'll tell you how great you are   You're the best by far   You're a drop dead centerfold   That girl ain't nothin' - you're the star   And your life will be controlled   It'll be controlled by me