And the man keeps sayin´ ´Do you take this woman   to be your awful wedded wife?´ Heh, heh      And then I started thinkin´ about no more winkin´   At the pretty little gals a-boppin´ by.   No more dancin´ and new romancin´   Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.   Aw, no pool shootin´ and a rootin´ and a-tootin´   With the boys if I take you for my wife.   I can´t go no place, I gotta look at your face   For the rest of my dog gone life.   This is it!      Ah, honey, what am I doin´ here in the first place?   You knooooooow I don´t go for this marraige bit!   I was only kiddin´! Hahahahahahaha   And there´s your daddy sittin´ over there with a shotgun   layin´ across his lap   And a big smile on his ugly face.   And the man keeps sayin´ ´Are you gonna take this woman or aintcha?´      Well, then I started thinkin´ about no more winkin´   At the pretty little gals a-boppin´ by.   No more dancin´ and new romancin´   Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.   Aw, no pool shootin´ and a rootin´ and a-tootin´   With the boys if I take you for my wife.   I can´t go no place, I gotta look at your face   For the rest of my dog gone life.   This is it!      Honey, what´s this jazz about Love, Honor, and Obey?   That cat´s talkin´ to me! Heheheh   And look at all these good lookin´ bride maids standin´ around, heh   Hellllllo, baaaby!   And the man in charge keeps sayin´ ´Looky here,   do you take this woman or dontcha?´      Well, then I started thinkin´ about no more winkin´   At the pretty little gals a-boppin´ by.   No more dancin´ and new romancin´   Lord, it made me want to sit down and cry.   Aw, no pool shootin´ and a rootin´ and a-tootin´   With the boys if I take you for my wife.   I can´t go no place, I gotta look at your face   For the rest of my dog gone life.   This is it!      And the man keeps sayin´ ´Look here, do you take this woman or dontcha?´   And I say ´Partnah, I don´t believe I do. Let me outa here!