Well I saw the thing comin' out of the sky   It had the one long horn, one big eye.   I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"   It looks like a purple people eater to me.      It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater.   one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater   A one-eyed one-horned, flyin' puple people eater   Sure looks stange to me.      Well he came down to earth and lit in a tree   I said Mr. Purple People Eater don't eat me   I heard him say in a voice so gruff   I wouldn't eat you cuz you're so tough      It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater   one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater   one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater   Sure looks strange to me.       I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line   He said it's eatin' purple people and it sure is fine   But that's not the reason that I came to land   I wanna get a job in a rock and roll band      Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flying purple   people eater. Pidgeon-toed, undergrowed, flyin'   purple people eater   one-eyed, one-horned, flyin’ purple people eater   what a sight to see.      And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the   ground. He started to rock, really rockin' around   It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune   sing aboop boop aboopa lopa lum bam boom      It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater   one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater   one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater   What a sight to see      And then he went on his way, and then what do   you know. I saw him last night on a TV show.   He was blowing it out, a'really knockin' em dead      Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in   his head (clarinet solo) ( Tequila)      It was a one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater   one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater   one-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater   Sure looks strange to me.