Bob is dead   Dead dead dead   Dead dead dead dead dead   In the toilet      Bob was a lizard    He never could fly   But a bunch of weenie fourth graders had to watch him die   Bob was a lizard   He used to be mine   We fed him too many crickets and one lodged in his spine      Bob is dead   Dead dead dead   Dead dead dead dead dead   In the toilet      Bob was a lizard   He lived in a cage   We like to read him Shakespeare "All the world's a stage"   Bob was a lizard   Chris bought him at the store   Now he's dead and Chris gets two more      Bob was a lizard who lized by himself   He spent his whole life ina cage on a shelf   Then one day a cricket he did crave   That same cricket sent him to his grave      Bob is dead   Dead dead dead   Dead dead dead dead dead   In the toilet