Another day, another webpage   I'm trapped inside this cyber ratcage   I need on to check my mail   Who needs friends when you got AOL      I'm a jerk I'm a loser I'm fag I'm an asshole   Rooty poo poo candy ass super lame-O   Don't you see, Don't you see nobody likes me      Nobody likes me, Real girls think i'm lame   I'm not afraid to say... It's friday night, I'm going online   Gonna find a girl and make her all mine   She can be fat and she can be ugly   I don't really care cuz i'm feeling kinda lonely      My name is josh, listen to my band   I'm 14 and I'm your biggest fan   So you know it, we went out on a date   I got arrested for statutory rape      It's friday night and I'm gonna get some booty   Ya wanna cyber? Ya wanna meet?