I sit on my stool looking hip and cool   The radio's blasting Blink182   I wish I could be on TRL   I wish I didn't have to front the shelves      She rolls up in her mommies car   Tank top and sports bra   Pulls out the credit card   It happens every time      Fat chicks always pay inside    While the beautiful girl pays outside with her credit card   Cuz with credit cards you aint gotta pay inside      The cooler's all stocked the bathrooms are mopped   I watch all the fiends spend all their money   Hello, and how are you today?   The king of Cash 3 won't go away      I want you to think about me when your   Out pumping your gas you look up at me   I'm stocking candy and making coffee   I sit and I dream about SME   Whoa oh oh oh - she's singing to me!