He was white and she was white   As only statues are.   50 years they stood there looking   Stupid by a jar.   One night in mid-August when the moonlight got too strong   They climbed off their pedestal and then they sang this song.      Past the gun emplacement and the   Bones as white as bleach.   Through the rats and ivy 'til they   Came out on a beach.   Out into the ocean 'til they disappeared from view.    Honey when it gets you there's just nothing you can do.       Underwater moonlight, sets the body free   Underwater moonlight, baby you and me    Underwater moonlight (x2)      He was pink and she was pink   And onward they did row.   Didn't see the giant squid, though,   It was fairly slow.    When they hit the bottom they were well and truly dead.   The statues took their place, and then they rode back home instead.      Underwater moonlight, take your baby down   Underwater moonlight, watch your baby drown   And in the moonlight   Underwater moonlight (x 3)       I can take you down   Through the sea (moonlight)   You can feed the fish (moonlight)   Why don't you feed the fish? (moonlight)   Why don't you feed the fish? (moonlight)      Underwater moonlight, sets the body free   Underwater moonlight, baby you and me    Underwater moonlight (x4)