Here he comes and there he goes   Got a brand new suit of clothes   Looks around and sniffs the air (What you find)   Well he'll have her on a fork and spoon (What you find)   And he'll toss her right back over the moon (What you find)   Watch out there in the yard (What you find)   Rule number one: don't try too hard      I believed he was my friend   Right up till he stopped pretending   He makes amends though it's ended long ago   Ah, he's moving in now just some piece   Everybody looks like the police   Feet of gold and on his skin of fleece   Sock and shepherd (??) bring out niece      He's a reptile and it shows   Got a web between his toes   He's a reptile   He's a reptile back in town   He's a reptile   He's a reptile, never cries   He's a reptile, never dies      Here he comes and there he goes   And where he's been it hardly shows   He covers up so very well   But I can tell see your baby she's been on the sand   How the hell did that guy get on dry land   Better bolt up both your baby's doors   She'll be dancing with him on all fours      He's a reptile back in town   He's a reptile hangin' round tonight, oh   He's a reptile whoa whoa whoa   He's a reptile watch him go tonight      He's a reptile never dries   He's a reptile never cries   He's a reptile of this town   He's a reptile hangin' round tonight      He's a reptile on his own   With a bone tonight, ooh      He's a reptile never cries   He's a reptile never dies   He's a reptile doesn't care   He's a reptile he's never there tonight      He's a reptile just for you   He's a reptile and it's true tonight      He's a reptile watch him go   He's a reptile how you stand it never show   He's a reptile whoa   He's a reptile whoa